Signs That Your BF Had Turned Gay

You are out dating with your boyfriend as usual and you found out that instead of checking the girls like what normal boys do, your bf are actually checking out the GUYS. And you realized that recently this bf of yours had been giving you a lot of excuses on not going out with you and instead chose to go out with a friend name Daniel.

You tell yourself that maybe your bf and this Daniel are working on some projects thus spending more time together. And you think that having your bf hanging out with a guy is better than him hanging out with the girl. But you may be WRONG~ Because your bf may be a Gay in process or he is already having fun with his Gay Gay partner (GGP) behind your back.

Here are some signs that your bf is joining the GGP gang~

1) Like above, you found your bf checking out the hunks instead of the chicks

2) He renews his long expired gym membership and out of sudden goes to the gym as often as he has his dinner

3) You caught him talking on the phone for hours and found out that the number belongs to a guy name Daniel. Not convinced, thinking that maybe your bf had saved the number of a girl with a guy's name, you called the number and to your amazement it belongs to a GUY!

4) You see him looking nervous everytime you mention the name Daniel even if you are only talking about the singer, Daniel Powter

5) He goes out with this Daniel guy more than he goes out with you

And last but not least, the ultimate sign that he is REALLY into GAYdom with no turning back is....

6) You caught him kissing Daniel at the back of the street (just like a scene from the movie 'Brokeback Mountain')

So if your bf offended 3 out of these 6 signs, it's time to watch out for signs number 6! Good Luck.

Here are some reasons why some men turned gays despite having a gf:

1) They are all the time since young attracted to the same sex but are scared to reveal it to their family thus have a gf just to avoid family's suspicious

2) After trying on the keys, they found out that they find it more enjoyable than the locks

3) They watched too much Brokeback Mountain

4) Their gf turned into lesbian and they do it for the sake of revenge

I can't think of anymore reasons so I think that's about it.

P/S: Please be informed that I have nothing against the homosexuals, this is purely entertainment or as they say it's for the lulz~ Have a nice day.